Supreme Court rules nobody in U.S. is getting health insurance anymore

In a move that will shape America forever, the Supreme Court has reached a monumental decision this week. They claimed that not only is President Obama's healthcare law unconstitutional, but actually so is health insurance in general.

"We ruled unanimously for this, and with good reason", said Justice Scalia behind a half-closed bathroom door."This country was built on independence and risk-taking and it's about time we started living free again. And if you don't mind all of us on the Court will be disappearing for awhile".