Debt Supercommittee determines "huge-ass lemonade stand" best bet moving forward

The Supercommittee that has been entrusted to find a way out from our nation's devastating debt and deficit has released their findings today. They have determined that due to the stalemate in Congress and the polarization of the political system in recent years, there is only one possible route out: a huge-ass lemonade stand. And it will be on the Capital steps.


John Kerry had this to say at the press briefing this morning, "Most U.S. citizens enjoy lemonade and will pay up to 25 cents for a cup. Now, it only cost 1 cent to make the lemonade and another cent to provide the cup. So, if we can all pull together and sell almost 100 trillion cups of lemonade...we'll be out of this mess before we know it."

When asked by Chuck Todd of MSNBC how they plan on selling the lemonade during the winter months in D.C., Jon Kyle responded sternly saying "Look Chuck, we haven't worked out all the details yet. We're still posting our job offers on Monster and Career Builder...this is going to put America back to work...period."