In a rare swallowing not seen since Jonah's days, a blue whale weighing over 120 tons leaped out of the Pacific ocean and engulfed the Jersey Shore cast while they were sailing near San Diego. They were filming a new pilot for a series entitled "California Coast" which was on its very first day of taping. One witness named Joe told reporters that "Snoozy" was dancing on the bow as if she was trying to make it rain or something. Then she screamed real loud...and that's when it happened.
"They were all laughing and having a good time. There was like 7-8 dozen Coronas lying around and I think I even saw a bong. Then when Snoozy screamed...this whale...this huge f'n blue whale rocketed out of the water. I mean he was like 200 feet up in the air man. It opened its mouth so wide and then BOOOOOM!!!. It swallowed them right up."
A local Marine Biologist caught a glimpse of the whale when it was swimming away. "Yep, there's only a few of those out there. Don't you worry about those Jersey Shore kids, they'll be fine. Those whales are harmless. But they sure do play around with ya for a few years though.
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