After years of being attacked by right wing politicians and pundits for never having a job, President Obama was pushed over the edge by Mitt Romney during a Republican debate. And this morning, the Commander in Chief answered back.
Although no job offer has yet been extended, the President has applied at a small golf course on the outskirts of Washington D.C. The course is known for terrific summer specials and the best polish dog you can find in the area.
James who was behind the register said he was there when the leader of the free world came in. "Yeah, he walked through the door by himself around 10am with his application and resume. He talked to our boss Danny for a few minutes and that was about it. I guess he wants the Ball Retriever/Beverage Cart position but I don't really know how many hours are available right now."
If Obama gets the job, he'll be making $8.50/hr plus free golf for him and one friend. Any additional golfer with him will get half off their green fees. All food and beverage excluding alcohol with be 1/2 off for entire foursome as well.
A camera phone snapped a quick photo of part of the President's job application. No real news other than he has a 3-4 day availability with no weekends.
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