After bad press, Tea Party changes name to "Disco Party"

What started as a popular movement against government spending and taxes has now lost its momentum. Accusations of racism and intolerance towards other points of view has painted the Tea Party as extremist and not able to govern. But leaders in the party have finally come up with an antidote: a change in name. As of August 30th 2011, the Tea Party will now be known as the Disco Party, with dances planned in each major city every weekend until the 2012 elections.

"Who's gonna make fun of us now?" yelled a group of Tea Party activists with one hand on their hips and the other in the air.